- "Are we really saving the galaxy, again?"
"Great! We can jack up our prices if we're two-time galaxy savers!""
- ―Rocket and Groot
"He says, "Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy!" Only he didn't use "frickin'.""
- "I am so sorry - I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, start looking in the mirror, all serious, and saying to yourself, 'You know what would be a really kick-ass name?! TASERFACE!' What was your second choice?! "SCROTUMHAT"?!"
- ―Rocket making fun of Taserface